Riku, log off.

He stole KIRX's egg and thought the server would forget. It did not. Welcome to the official public roast of the least employed egg bandit in Steal an Egg.

Meet the real legend

Roasts launched: 733

Riku holding the egg while KIRX reaches for it

Get off the game lil bro.

Riku player profile

The stats are cooked.

Riku's player card, KIRX's legend rating, and the public roast scoreboard.

Employment status

Unemployed

Roblox hours

1,500 MH

Egg ownership

Borrowed

Aura

-404

Website visits

12,847

Roast button count

733

KIRX rating

GOATED

Server announcement

If you see Riku, tell him the egg is still KIRX's.

Skill issue detected

The actual main character

KIRX stays goated.

While Riku was busy writing his unemployed villain arc, KIRX was minding his business, owning the egg, and bringing legendary energy to the server. The original egg owner. The calm under pressure. The one with actual aura.

Aura levelUNLIMITED

Egg claimVALID

Riku panicking after KIRX calls out the egg theft

KIRX: iconic. Riku: disconnected.

Live roast

Get off the game lil bro. The egg has officially outplayed you.